the next generation Coca-Cola. A six course meal, evidently. It’s always new bottle designs. Now, I like the stuff inside. I like Coca-Cola. But you want some real “next generation?” You really wanna take this to the “next level?” You really want to market “to the max?” Sell it to me without a bottle (And I still want to be able to hold it). I always end up throwing the bottle out anyway. Extra points for renaming Dasani to S. “S” sounds just like water spraying from a hose!
Grade: C-
Anonymous asked: What does grade S mean?
Above A. S stands for “Superb.”
dianaholland asked: I think that's rather rude that you are giving a simple question a D. What's the point of grading questions? Should people not feel welcome to ask you questions? How can they feel welcome if they have to worry about you grading them? Who are you to grade a question? What I meant was how on tumblr: Where you searching for something specific or did you find it through someone else's page? If you were going to be mean to me about it you don't have to follow me. I give your answer a F.
Gumption. In this day and age, there’s not enough of this character trait permeating the youth. What happened to the go getters? Ask Diana Holland, she knows.
Grade: S (Yes, you’re an S class)
But to answer your question, I don’t know.
So, the other night I quipped about a link I blogged showing up on the Radar. Like most stories, it’s one about poop.
Apparently I am not alone in liking [to] [joke about] poop. Since Saturday, the number of people following here increased by almost 30%, and the aforementioned link has 288…
Poop fame. This is all fame really is to me. Some people have some kinda poop, others have other kinds of poop, but really it’s all poop (“Party in the USA” smells worse than this morning’s version of last night’s Extra Value Meal). Extra points for being honest and famous about poop.
Grade: A
Charles Mingus
Outdoor cigar smokin’ bass jam. As a mustachioed individual, I too enjoy my several daily cigars. Now, I don’t listen to much metal but this guy looks like he could headbang for about thirty minutes straight without getting dizzy. After thirty minutes he gets dizzy. Extra points for the gumption of playing so loud outside early in the morning. I’m sure the neighbors were upset! Points off for not ironing his collar.
Grade: C
Gatorade Dew. It seems like dreams can come true. I consider myself a well-cultured gentleman, comparable to the degree of sophistication of the Dos Equis mascot (The aptly-named Most Interesting Man in the World). If there is one thing cultural saturation has taught me, it’s that extremeness is one of the few virtues values and upheld by every group of people worldwide. Since beverages are fuel (See gasoline), it only makes since to amplify the level of extremity in a given beverage to the utmost.
Points off for spelling. “Some,” “what.”
Grade: B
BPQ. Gatorade times Mountain Dew = ?
jesus christ what am i doing with 600 followers?
More followers than Klaine. Now, I don’t get upset over a lot of things, but I do get upset over people getting upset over having things I want. Since zafpaige is a girl, she has obviously wanted a pony since she was a small child.
Well, zafpaige, my pony eats too much and should really consider wearing cologne (Or at least Axe Body Spray). He has a penchant for stealing my magazines from the bathroom too. Jesus Christ, what am I doing with this pony?
Grade: F+
jacobspiegelhoff asked: Do you review albums?
If you give it, I’ll grade it.
dianaholland asked: Thank you for following me! How did you come across my page if you don't mind me asking?
I found it on Tumblr… Grade: D
Fleyes. Props to whatever inspired this person to draw this, because this inspired me to come up with that spelling smashup. Points off for the Haunted House. I guarantee you the werewolf in there is a guy in a mask.
Grade: B-
